using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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