Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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