that's an acceptable place to lick
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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