He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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