you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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