Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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