She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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