Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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