Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
ttyl tear gas
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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