do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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