Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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