hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We are all done wearing pants today
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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