i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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