Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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