This girl is more easily done than said...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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