SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I party with great urgency now.
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