just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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