1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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