I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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