i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
soo... how was my night?
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