Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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