Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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