Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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