yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
