There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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