I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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