I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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