he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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