Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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