then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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