You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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