remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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