yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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