The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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