Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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