waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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