You really coming over, don't trick.
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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