u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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