We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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