...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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