No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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