i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He felt like a one man threesome
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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