By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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