she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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