I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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