Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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