Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
We got so high we made milksteak
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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