no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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