no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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