I didn't shave. On purpose
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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