I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So many bounce houses so little time
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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