i permit you to call me
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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