woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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