I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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