I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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