Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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