How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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