if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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