I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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