Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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